He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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