If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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