Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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