yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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