So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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