She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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