Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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