just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
if i died would you start the facebook group?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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