I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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