Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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