This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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