its not stalking. its research.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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