Me too!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
