we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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