Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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