You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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