does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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