What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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