i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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