I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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