Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
it's like iHOP with fire
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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