Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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