apparently the secret to your success is patron
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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