West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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