i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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