My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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