He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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