Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
