Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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