'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Randomize
