So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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