Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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