Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
