Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Four minutes until I can fart!
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
