I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i came on her dog
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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