I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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