Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
how drunk are you?
Several
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Randomize
