Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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