She said her name was "party"
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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