Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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