ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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