shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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