Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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