her vagina looked like bernie madoff
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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