The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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