awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
the day after is always just damage control
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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