I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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