Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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