He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
