so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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